She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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