A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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