C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have demons in me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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