there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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