whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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