dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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