I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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