At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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