Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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