a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
