Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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