She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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