I accidentally had phone sex last night
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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