He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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