so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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