Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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