I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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