She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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