oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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