Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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