you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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