Where is the hickey?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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