$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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