dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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