TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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