adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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