My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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