Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize