I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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