oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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