I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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