brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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