Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's Friday. Sex?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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