Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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