I hope mine doesn't look like that
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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