For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
