Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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