I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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