we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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