This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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