some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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