handjob tips. give me some.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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