So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I checked into jail on foursquare
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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