just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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