so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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