He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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