Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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