is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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