how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
True strength comes from lack of pants
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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