Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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