I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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