i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Can't talk, ducks in the car
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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