i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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