We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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