He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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